Macy Hill

reputation never meant that much to me

[Gracie May @Gracie_m_roth]

The older I get the more I understand why Marie Laveau would go “WReeEEEE another man done gone”

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You crave Diet Coke because your spirit is broken

[Your Own Backyard Podcast @YOBPodcast]

Paul Flores is guilty of the first degree murder of Kristin Smart

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

according to my calculations, it is what it is

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Chris @citehchris]

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a chilis margarita glass

[Macy Hill @macymhill]

@taykelllly plot twist, they are able to tax that forgiveness as income. instead of being able to write off the interest expense on your loan payments and getting a tax break, you will now have to pay them significantly more in income tax….but they have our best interest at heart right!

[3 Screw Sarah @HenkSarah]

Call me toast cuz I’m burnt out

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

reason why i drink

1. because

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

here’s one for anybody who’s sleeping alone.

[Taylor Nichole @TaylorNPearce]

Lord, if I only do one thing today, may I be human sunshine to someone that needs it

[Heath @_DylanHeath_]

It’s only halftime of 2020. Hoping we’re a second half team

[henry ;) @Henryyyyg]

Quiero besitos 😞