Madison

I hope the rest of your day is cool beans

[Madison @mad_chappy]

Having downtime in clinic means I’m looking at puppy videos of Parker so now you’re looking at this puppy video of Parker

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Telling my audience of seniors to step out into the orange cloud and take a deep breath to own the libs.

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

Don’t do any of this shit. My mother died at 64. My father died at 73. Spend time with the people you love doing things you love together, instead of wasting your time trying to impress some boss or do some motherfucking “hustle.”

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Hey, you.
This is important.
Four Panda pals having a meeting over some apples.

What do you think they're talking about?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Meet 2022 REPUBLICAN candidate Joel M. Koskan of North Dakota.

He was just sentenced to 10 YEARS in prison after he plead guilty to 2 counts of Felony Incest with his then 13-year-old stepdaughter.

Koskan was NOT a Drag Queen
Koskan was not transgender
Koskan was not a 'Democrat Groomer'
Koskan was not a Biden supporter

Koskan is simply a straight, white, Republican who is a disgusting pedophile.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

The media shapes racialized perceptions of crime by humanizing white murderers and demonizing Black victims.

Trayvon Martin was murdered. They wanted you to know he had marijuana in his system.

Connor Sturgeon murdered 5 people. They want you to know he was a star athlete.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Male walruses have a number of interesting vocalizations, including bellowing and clacking to signal their desire for mating, give warnings or make other needs known in the wild. But the whistle is what impresses the ladies

[📹 https://t.co/3luIGIiFAQ]

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

It’s no wonder the American people are skeptical of a system that holds millions of struggling student loan borrowers in limbo but steps in overnight to ensure that billion-dollar crypto firms won’t lose a dime in deposits.

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

Not a Drag Queen.

[Madison @mad_chappy]

@mattie_rogers Check and see if you have a “backyard chickens” page in your area!

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

delete your tweet mitch.

[Aaron Carr @aaronAcarr]

"Research shows it costs taxpayers $31,065 a year to criminalize a single person experiencing homelessness while the yearly cost for providing supportive housing is $10,051."
https://t.co/26b85LFTNL

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

An update we were all hoping for. ❤️�An update we were all hoping for. ❤️�An update we were all hoping for. ❤️�An update we were all hoping for. ❤️💙

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

.@SouthwestAir took $3.7B in federal aid from 2020-21.

It’s CEO got a pay raise to a $9.1M package in 2022.

Yet Southwest employees are working 16 hour shifts & threatened w/termination if they refuse overtime or call in sick.

Socialism for the wealthy. Capitalism for workers.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

EIGHT. HUNDRED!!!!!

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 Retweet for the chance to cop gloves signed by @94yne

#ProBowlVote Daron Payne