mad chelton

Oxford comma enthusiast.

[Alaric @0xAlaric]

Reasonable standards:

225 bench
315 deadlift
6:30 mile
75 second 400
5 rds sparring without gassing
Able to touch fists to floor
Ruck 12 miles in 3 hours
10 pull-ups
50 push-ups
600m swim w/o stopping

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

@he_hate_me_69 If they didn't riot when they couldn't find *her*, they'll never riot.

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

@SamClemens1311 @ElectionLegal Transception

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

What's a roundabout way to say that border control is important?

[Brett Chapman @brettachapman]

Native Americans didn’t simply “lose” land, it was stolen from. Important distinction.

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

@SamClemens1311 @ElectionLegal who's gonna tell the dude saying "who's gonna tell the dudes in the comments lmao"?

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

Soliciting advice on how to get primary care Dr to write a LMN for an assault air bike. Tia

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

They’re not after him, they’re after you. He’s just in the way.

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

@SkyQ77081562 @lolatRUbots @CestSam @catturd2 Tell us what you think a nuclear submarine is

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

Hahahahaha

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Wild bull jumps over the fence into the crowd at an Oregon rodeo, runs over people in the concession area.

As "God Bless the U.S.A." played in the background, the bull 'Party Bus' jumped over the fence to take its anger out on spectators and garbage cans.

Two people were rushed to the hospital. They are expected to recover.

"As a direct result of the bull, two of whom were transported to a local hospital," the Sisters Rodeo Association said in a statement.

The incident wasn't enough to stop the show as the performance continued on Sunday.

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

@real8BuckChuck @HavokSocial @catturd2 If you're as soft as the dude that couldn't eat one punch then it won't be hard. Sorry, you're ngmi

[👌🏻 @_apexwolf5]

Gold

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

@EdKrassen Semaglutides and test c are a hell of a combo

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

The best take on Pride Month:

[mark normand @marknorm]

Dressed to kill!

[derek @brainedimage]

My presidents to assassnate top 5

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

10/10 thread

One time I found a nearly dead crawfish in my back yard. Shouldn't be a thing where I live and I thought "it would be tight if I kept it as a pet", but I threw it in the trash bin instead.

[Ben Beska @Beska]

🐟 So today I found a goldfish just on the grass in my back garden. It was alive, I think, and have absolutely no idea where it came from. There’s no ponds anywhere near. So I took it inside….

[TrafficBrokerX @TrafficBrokerX]

@WaylonReeves12 Didn’t know it was a crime to weigh your stash

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

happy pride month gay people what’s up

[mad chelton @mad_chelton]

Men only want one thing, and it's...