Madalyn

[Jamie Selzler @jamselz]

Michelle Obama: “Our food environment isn’t healthy and we should explore some changes”

Republicans: “You’re a communist taking our freedom!”

RFK Jr: “Literally anything added to food is poison”

Republicans: “Agreed! I demand you make all my food choices for me!”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It's unbelievable that this wasn't the end for him.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

Alabama after losing Nick Saban

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

I think about this cartoon a lot.

[catie is cancelled @your__midnights]

Has this been done yet or

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

The best part of getting old is becoming the target demographic for the Super Bowl halftime show

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @mo0nandsaturn]

😭😭

[Kansas City Discover @KcDiscover]

Let’s go Kansas City ❤️💛 Swag surf 🏄 from our retirement seniors.

Happy Game day ❤️💛

#KansasCity #KansasCityChiefs #KCvsBUF #GameDay #playoff

[Kayla Knapp @TheKaylaKnapp]

if you think Jason Kelce going bonkers at a football game is cool, but are annoyed by Taylor Swift cheering, you might just hate women

[Matthew Whatley @__whatley__]

When the jumbotron cuts to the tunnel during Thunderstruck next season and Saban isn’t the one leading the team out, it’s gonna hit hard.

[🅱️🅰️Ⓜ️ @itsjustbam3]

This is the saddest shit I’ve ever seen on this app

[Colonel Corndog @Colonel_Corndog]

This is how I imagine Hogwarts felt after they lost Dumbledore

[kla @blessedswift]

This is how it feels being around swifties at the eras tour that are 14 years younger than you