maddie schwarz

I’m hot but I run cold

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

This is a very annoying LA tweet, but it will never not be funny to me that Christopher Nolan regularly eats at Birds

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[Hot Takes in Your Area @seaweedanxiety]

onion-worthy list of countries

[🔻Richard Estes, "From the River to the Sea" 🍉 @oshima9]

For anyone questioning the efficacy of the LA protests

[Cooper @justcuuper]

It’s literally what the country looks like under Donald Trump’s presidency.

[mega dunsparce z @Yoshiraptor]

The next Pope will receive a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics AND a cash prize of 200.000 dollah

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

lowkey she’s the blueprint ….

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love

[Shell @Shellerina_]

My curse was lifted do you want to hang out

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade

[khlo @khlo_alexandria]

completely embarrassing yet on brand to recognize this dress on sight

[Christin @hexprax]

I kind of hate that when a bird is really beautiful it’s because it’s a boy

[hayden ¨̮ @hydn_ngn]

this in a bucca di beppo would go crazy

[sophie ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ @amidalaahsoka]

“How do women actually wanna dress? Like if society normalised it”