bloomin' onion

witch in the woods, garden gnome in the home. she/they

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

@ifelsie @SphShrt Typo in an Italian accent

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

J. Cole is playing Endless Ocean for the Nintendo Wii

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

this is me and madalyn

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

realistically as an american the best thing you can do for palestine isn’t charity or voting, it’s tax evasion

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

Set a new personal record for Don't Pee January! One day, I'll make it the whole month. Keeping my goals high and focusing on the progress 💪😤👊💥

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

what’s with these homies holding my hand

[Vulture @vulture]

Why does John Waters keep a secret apartment in New York City? ‘To see fucked-up foreign movies with frontal nudity.’ Here are the best films of 2023, according to John Waters. https://t.co/6zT7Xk994p

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

forget sex I need a Friend With Benjamins

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

I am prometheus and my liver is my bank account and the crows are fast food combos costing more than $10

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

To be clear, I have the unpopular opinion of preferring the current time. I want it to be light out when I wake up, not to feel like I'm going to the airport at three in the morning every time I go to work. That is more important to me than it being light until 9 in the summer

[John Levenstein @johnlevenstein]

If changing the time were popular we’d do it at noon with a big clock and a celebration, not like thieves in the night.

[John Levenstein @johnlevenstein]

If changing the time were popular we’d do it at noon with a big clock and a celebration, not like thieves in the night.

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

@ifelsie @SphShrt AND take them out in the morning. I'm like, first thing?

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

you couldnt make a song like stacy's mom anymore, nowadays it would be stacy's two moms

[🤍𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃 𖣐 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓎𝑒𝓇🦴 @gloomingly]

would you sit here with me be honest

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

@ifelsie without me 🥺

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

elsie looks at me and says "home depot sells unicycles" acting as though she knows how to ride a normal bike

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

while I’m posting my little thoughts on here, my wife is fine-tuning the art of miniature book binding

[clare @sadderlizards]

you’re so pretty you remind me of this cool rock i found one time

[bloomin' onion @madalyamarkins]

@ifelsie booooo

[Elsie Sandwich @ifelsie]

hey I had a dream about you. no further questions please