Me to my mom: "yeah I really like my boss, she's really great and makes the job bearable!"
My mom: "oh I agree! some of the other managers I've are...are just... Dildos!"
God I love Cathy so much
These are pregnancies at 6 weeks and 9 weeks - right now, they have more rights and legal protections than women in 14 states.
If blocks are lifted, eight other states will soon follow suit.
@madam_peach discussing how the anxiety caused by @GameChangerSam is okay bc it's like that of a horror movie: "dear @samreich, your show is the equivalent of horror but in a good way!"
My secret to surviving the holidays is i get stoned as fuck then I just start doing dishes and everyone thinks I’m super helpful and no one talks to me because they don’t want to get stuck doing dishes
Me: I will NOT buy another ticket to #naddpodlive for the day after the show I'm already seeing I WILL NOT buy another ticket to #naddpodlive for the day after the show I'm already seeing
*Sees it's Dungeon Court*
Weakly: I will not buy another ticket to #naddpodlive for the d-