madam vark

bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming dance.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt? More like Jennifer Love Blew It, am I right folks

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I don’t like the texture of the book I’m reading 🫤

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Do not ever come to me and ask what day it is…like, my brother in Christ, do I look like someone who is aware of the passage of time because I can assure you I am not

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I can’t wait to see which of my old IG pics they use in the documentary about my future untimely murder

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I guess Princess Zelda is kind of hot 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

it was the busta rhymes it was the wursta rhymes

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I have radicalized Amelia Bedelia energy.

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noticed that I physically wince when I open my email, doing well/having fun!

[dan @dansfoodjourney]

first sip of coca cola when you're hungover is basically narcan

[Goofy C*nt Nation @GoofyCnt]

My attachment style is PDF

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@Wall_Dough To be clear you’re only a champagne conversationalist if you’re from the champagne region of France. Everyone else is just a sparkling conversationalist.

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@Wall_Dough This is SO BLAND and I hate when people do this, it’s not THAT hard to be a sparkling conversationalist Jesus Christ

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I’m an etsy betsy spider now 🫠 https://t.co/u7T9aVlv0D

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Me: *literally doesn’t watch or care about football for 364 days of the year*
Also me, today:

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Stop Joel McHale.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

India is home to some of the most beautiful and diverse architecture in the world. Here's just a few of the best:

Hawa Mahal in Jaipur (1799)

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Very concerned for the people at the superbowl who are unfortunately seated directly in a patch of hellfire from the sun while everyone else is shaded be well guys

[madam vark @madamvark]

Our skin is our largest organ, and I’ve just finished thoroughly deep frying mine for multiple hours in the unrelenting Caribbean sun so god bless y’all I’m fuckin out