madison

she/her

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[vocal-fry barbie @JumboCarnation]

the first three words you see will predict how 2023 will treat you!!!

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

[pj @pjayevans]

(At war) You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

[trash jones @jzux]

ahh sorry i’d love to but i already have plans

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The thing about having "guns" as your hobby, is that if my hobby had turned into the number one reason of death for children, I would just find another hobby.

[cybr amir @cybramir]

still the best fight scene in movie history

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

my girlfriend bites me eventhough I am so nice to her

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

“oh you want to defund the police? then who will you call when you need help?” has lost all power. don’t say it ever again.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

babe, are you ok? you’ve hardly touched your jeath

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Lord grant me the beat boys and free my soul

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

fuck