madi whiteman

100% high fructose corn syrup

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why is small talk even legal!?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Mars may be a fixer upper of a planet, but it has great potential!

[Alena Tuttle @TuttleAlena]

@SAS My “baggage has been delayed” over a week now! No one at the airport has been helpful. I have called that number and sat on hold for hours - still no bags! This is starting to seem like a security issue for the airline.

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

@SAS Hi. I was traveling from Heathrow to Oslo last Saturday and you lost my bags. I have tried countless times to get any information on their whereabouts and have heard nothing. PLEASE HELP ME. It has been 7 days with no bags. Imagine the financial loss this causes me.

[Colby Johnson @colbyajohnson]

You don’t turn down defying gravity
Even if you’re parallel parking you do not turn that song down

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀 Starships were meant to fly 🚀
https://t.co/6yclRVZZFQ

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

@conwayknows @brooklynROFL I thought that was you guys! But I walked by so fast I wasn’t sure.. ha. How are you liking LA?? If you ever need a babysitter for Wes call me haha

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

can i get a star wars family tree please

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

@raebailey Thanks your approval means everything !!!

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

93 of those were from me ...... https://t.co/E6rUWzuKLc

[Chick-fil-A, Inc. @ChickfilA]

The summer may be over but Nuggets last forever.

[ESPN @espn]

Chris Long will donate his first 6 game checks to fund scholarships for students in hometown of Charlottesville, VA. https://t.co/07JTkYeLdA

[Diplo @_diplo_]

say what you want about the chainsmokers, but you gotta admit those boys know how to dress!

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

<3 https://t.co/lbLUlJPa6y

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

@nickjwhiteman ily

[ESPN @espn]

On this date in 1982, a freshman named Michael Jordan hit the NCAA tournament-winning shot for UNC.

[Athlete Nation @Athletes_]

NFL PLAYERS TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT THE WORST JOKES 😂😂😂😂https://t.co/amCgg14pcF

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Burgers.

[madi whiteman @maddawg2002]

@nickjwhiteman I didn't get nearly enough facetime in this but its still good