MM (Taylor’s Version)

I’m just here for the free food

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

Thank you season 2 shadow and bone for finally giving us Kaz's tragic background and showing the TRAUMA and PTSD amen

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

Finally happened.. put my AirPods thru the wash lmao

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

Fun fact, sometimes for no apparent reason my skin starts to feel like it’s burning and tonight I finally googled it and it’s a freakin anxiety symptom. Because of COURSE it is!! Tonight it started when I was nervous getting dinner with my boyfriends parents. LOL

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

@nisunalade Have you read the books? I think that it shows that she was in such a deep depression after he husband died that she couldn’t even process her life, until she was shaken awake with katniss going to the games. Katniss was head of the family, katniss volunteered

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

Happy Three years of covïd <3 here’s me March 2020, like day 3 of lockdown and already cutting myself bangs

[Jeff Stein @jstein_sun]

Doing some journalism

[Greg Parody Account @How2Drink]

I know it’s getting banned and all, but there’s an account on tiktok that just strips the laugh track out of Seinfeld and sets the show to Laura Palmer’s theme and it’s the singles greatest contribution to comedy in 30 years.

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

My two most recent texts from me to my sister:
“I am so mentally ill”
“I am getting a tattoo”
These pair well

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

@naseemk They are not wrong at all

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

@nisunalade Don’t know much about him but I just know it’s SO WACK to publicly throw your brother under the bus like that while patting yourself on the back

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The DOJ and DOT are set to block JetBlue and Spirit’s $3.8 billion merger.

Four airlines already control 82% of the U.S. market.

If JetBlue is allowed to buy up one of the few budget airlines, it would cut flights and hike prices industry-wide.

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

Bro why is Safeway so expensive 😭 no thanks I don’t even mind how select choices are at Trader Joe’s. I don’t need choices

[Laila Mickelwait @LailaMickelwait]

Serena was only 14 yrs old when nude videos of her were uploaded to P*rnhub, sending her on a spiral of trauma, including suicide attempts, homelessness, & drug addiction.

Today this courageous woman is suing the hell out of P*rnhub, its executives, and Visa who enabled them.

[Eliza Barr @ElizaJBarr]

Sorry but this content from @vella_lara @TheTodayShow is absolutely RED hot, I am screaming. “I have to sell my third boat” - dead.

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

@nonewgirlcontxt Shut it DOWN 🙅🏽‍♀️ @wonderfully_mo

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

A kid yesterday walked in our class for the first time, we got it on video and told the mom.
“you FORCED my son to walk and ROBBED this moment from me. How DARE you!” And then went and yelled for half an hour at our directors lol.

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

@wonderfully_mo Woman spread legs like church

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

So how come season 13 of Bob’s Burgers has me tearing up every episode

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

To add onto that, she FaceTimes without earphones and for some reason I think that means I’m apart of the conversation and I literally bud in and act like we’re all friends (currently doing this as I tweet)

[MM (Taylor’s Version) @maddd_ddog]

My favorite thing to do is not watch shows with my roommate but watch over her shoulder for 10 minutes and ask her to recap what’s happened since I last peeked over her shoulder 8 episodes ago and then leave