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she/her do no harm, take no shit

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

Love is not happening #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Caroline, NO @CarolineOh_]

Babe, wake up, new AD tour with David Harbour and Lily Allen just dropped

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Predictions Made in 1923 About 2023

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[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Either boys liked you in high school or you got a Taylor swift verified fan presale code there is no crossover

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

@megan_holla @EwdatsGROSS Hahahahah yesss

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Small clams court is in session and the otterneys are cracking down

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

Why do the consignment buyer girls have that attitude

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

Anyone else’s payday morning look like this

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

My boyfriend just asked me if Gilmore Girls is about witches

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

@AmityKaelynn i thank you 🙏🏻

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

Anyone else harbor the fear of fucking up your best friends bday date so much that you do this? No? Just me?

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

@_assssssleigh Taco Bell or nothing?

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

The 60+ age group is getting so fucking senile. Someone take away their Teflon pans, the lead paint poisoning has done enough brain damage already.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i think we should bring back TBH’s because some of you needa hear about yourselves

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

You know you’re in a serious relatsch when you’re in a group chat with him, his bestie, and his besties wife exchanging food pics and fart jokes

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

@_birdley My mom and dad??

[maddhattuh @maddhattuh]

Haven’t purchased bread from a store since April