The Amandalorian

In search of sleep, sanity, and the Shire.

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

@JordanPeele is speaking to my soul.

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

I would pay money to listen to @AlecBaldwin read @realDonaldTrump’s tweets in character. #SomeoneTakeAwayHisPhone

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

@ray_ban why is it so difficult to get what I ordered from you??? After multiple reps contacted me with no solutions for a destroyed pair you sent me, now you send me the wrong pair after waiting 2 weeks for all this bullshit. I want my money back, this is ridiculous.

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

How could I not? #TheMandalorian #Amanda

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

@OriginalFunko @cemerynelson OMFG. I need this.

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

@brookehoutsd0g You are despicable @brookehouts. Deactivate your account. I hope someone comes around the does that same shit to you so you learn your lesson. Also, please use birth control. I’m terrified to see how you’d treat a child. Oh, and fuck you.

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

@brookehoutsd0g What the fuck is the matter with you @brookehouts?

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

This. Is. Horrid. #whatthefuck

[Tom Arnold @TomArnold]

This is Donald Trump Jr. He is holding the tail of a beautiful African elephant he murdered as she got up from a nap. Donald Trump Jr. is the real piece of garbage.

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

Ooohhh Yeah! Here's a closer look at our @KoolAid Man Pop! What is your favorite flavor?

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

@ChrisEvans 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

@ChampCwg @teamvblack Awesome Chandlar!!

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

Can I just say, I am so happy that @Staples offers @talkspace to its employees. I love this job. #MentalHealthIsHealth

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

I don’t hate many people, but I do hate the chick who filed a report against Dr. Frome when she was clearly thinking about her deadline and not the patient. #NewAmsterdam

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

I feel like Crunch Bars are totally underrated. #provemewrong

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

This.

[kim @lunaaak_xo]

i’d body this shit

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I'll take a thousand migrants willing to walk 2,000 miles across a desert in hopes of a making a better life in America over one privileged smirking insolent snot-nose MAGA hat-wearing teenage dipshit asshole any day of the week and twice on Sunday

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

THIS.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I would like @mulaney and Pete Davidson to review all the movies from now on thank you.

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

I feel this on a personal level.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

More two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday

[The Amandalorian @maddi0113]

Please please please

[Funko @OriginalFunko]

RT & follow @OriginalFunko for chance to WIN a @officialfye exclusive Carnage Pop!

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Have you registered to vote? If not, do that shit!