✖️Maddie Schiek✖️

human disaster.

[✖️Maddie Schiek✖️ @maddie__schiek]

Oh look at that I was on tv💁🏻

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t have to worry about canceling out my husband’s vote because I didn’t marry a fucking loser.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[llader @lladergasmo]

Cuando aparecía tu nombre en un puto problema de matemáticas:

[izzy ✧˚ · @spidersgenius]

expectations (ft. chappell roan)

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[WereKai @CertifiedLeggi]

i can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to see the sequel to FRE SH A VOC A DO

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

J.C. Escarra right now

[Marlins_Man @marlins_man]

She is SUPER NICE. Maybe best ever celebrity i met

[kyle “big chungus” monangai @sniffmytable]

Playoff baseball is crazy because it’s designed specifically to make you want to kill yourself

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Imagine how good it would feel to send Liberty Biberty 450 feet deep to dead center in a home run derby

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Anthony Volpe and Jose Caballero have replaced Jazz Chisholm Jr. and Ryan McMahon in the lineup for Game 3

[isabel @isabawl]

I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far

[isa ☆ @isabelsrevenge]

u dumb ass hoes reposting cornell 7 but went to see chris brown not too long ago

[Nick Kostos @TheKostos]

The Astros and Red Sox getting eliminated on the same day, we are truly blessed

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YOU WANTED TO WALK RICE TO GET TO BELLI?! BOSTON YOU DUMB AS HELL!!!

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Ben Rice showed up ready for this moment

[Pop Hub @PopHubOfficial]

📉| The 2026 VMAs drew their lowest ratings in years, dropping over 50% (2.1M) compared to the previous year (5.5M).

"Fans were incesed online that Madonna, who's 68, won 7 awards for a Dance Album that was not a hit or relevant".

-SHOWBIZ 411 reports.

[Echo @EchoDoesRadio]

They need to stop and just reformat this whole award show. This wins are too obviously sponsored by the artists and their labels. There’s no way Madonna wins Artist of the Year in 2026 #VMAs

[stevemur @stevemur]

I love the bit where at each airport it’s one of the 8 possible combinations, but you don’t know which, and they get exasperated when you ask