mads

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Every time I get a new like on hinge I have to mentally prepare myself to see the ugliest man I have ever seen in my entire life

[mads @maddieb25]

@parasocialyte my mom thought mean girls was a kids movie bc lindsay lohan was in it so she took me for my 8th bday

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I refuse to watch a man’s story the chances of it being a golf course are far too high

[mads @maddieb25]

@CleanSkinClub @TPGuaranteed

[Queerty @Queerty]

Orthodox rabbi warns COVID-19 vaccine will make you gay https://t.co/Sbf8c8bEZT

[mads @maddieb25]

@SilkDon @akillian_10 @theforest_drunk

[mads @maddieb25]

@akillian_10 pretty sure he makes $0k a year, I went to school w him and he got kicked out last winter lol...and if it’s not obvious from every other reply, yes he’s creepy as hell🤢

[mads @maddieb25]

working overnights got me living true crackhead hours...bout to open a bottle of wine at 4am 🥴

[mads @maddieb25]

thank god I’ve been practicing social distancing accidentally all my life simply bc I hate people

[mads @maddieb25]

my mom sent me a news article w the headline “man offers $25k to anyone that can find him a girlfriend” and told me I should try it too.. thx mommy

[mads @maddieb25]

omg this is my hometown I want to die

[mads @maddieb25]

who would win in a fight

[mads @maddieb25]

so apparently this is what I’m missing out on while working this thanksgiving

[mads @maddieb25]

@abbyholt18 nooo😂 like I’m pretty sure we’re not even old enough to truly be considered millennials but sure...now we’re boomers lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mads @maddieb25]

I told some teenagers to stop riding the motorized scooters around my store and they “ok boomer”ed me

I......am 23 but ok

[mads @maddieb25]

@breeblaess what’s happen with YOU cutie😉

[mads @maddieb25]

posted on my work account and then noticed the typo in the background LOL we may or may not be literate at my store

[Maddie Braun @1211maddie]

T1522, you’ve got a good one coming your way! Thanks for a fun week training with me @CSampson1995 🤗 best of luck stepping into your new role!!

[milk @milkstrology]

if ur with a virgo, gemini, sagittarius, or pisces ur single to me bc what are they gonna do? ghost u? never text back? only talk with one worded sarcastic comments or talk to u like ur stupid? lmaooo

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Me talking to my sugar daddy: