Madison Fightmaster

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[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

A 23 year old sculpted this.

What's your excuse?

[Madison Fightmaster @maddiefight]

Which is how I feel when I buy something from like Aritzia

[Madison Fightmaster @maddiefight]

Meg in LITTLE WOMEN bought a $50 dress, which today would be roughly equivalent to $1,045… she drove away after buying it “feeling as if she had stolen something, and the police were after her”

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

I'm just learning that Chris Rock said "Denzel, I loved you in Macbeth" onstage moments before he was slapped by Will Smith and apparently there's a centuries-old curse placed by witches on Macbeth where people who say the name in public always invite disaster?????

[alex @shitshowdotinfo]

kanye west job creator

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Betty White would’ve wanted Cincinnati to win. Do it for Betty @UCBarstool

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Sagittarius season

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

"Cincinnati chili is disgusting" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

What’s the word for a phobia of James Corden suddenly appearing from nowhere

[Joy Marie Clarkson @joynessthebrave]

Never go anywhere without a novel, because then you might end up somewhere without a novel.

[James @CaucasianJames]

midwest twitter make some noise for this harvest

[Madison Fightmaster @maddiefight]

#1 babyyyyyyyyyyyy

[emily @emiquackk]

why am i 9

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i haven’t felt fly like a g6 lately