Maddie O

stuff here

[madison @madison_tayt]

we’re like 5 months out from people saying they “readed” something

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[sam @sam_d_1995]

they really do cover Zohran the exact way that J. Jonah Jameson covers Spiderman

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Wow. Proponents of the ICE taser gloves are openly saying that one reason they love the gloves is that they doesn’t leave any marks or proof that they were used, making it harder for people to sue when they’re shocked excessively.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

to be a centrist in a time of fascism is to be a coward

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

He was never a public figure and this should’ve always been an internal matter for the University. The British press has blood on its hands.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

the thing about being left wing is that everyone agrees with you they just refuse to recognize that

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Plutôt la Barbie @plutotlabarbie]

A selection of articles published by The Spectator between August 01 and August 14 2026:

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

AI writing's obsession with short pithy mic drop moments is so obnoxious and you can't unsee it everywhere

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“paramilitary force staffed entirely of guys who saw an ad while watching a football game and wanted a job that let them have a gun without having to deal with the red tape it takes to be a cop” continues to hit the occasional snag.

[oliv 𝜗ৎ @cazjfeld]

ok im not a fan of how people feel comfortable talking about woman's bodies but genuinely what is happening in Hollywood is wild to me

[⁸mj⁷ & that @jjkracha]

i genuinely mourn how life used to be before generative ai. i took that shit for granted

[alexa @thelastromances]

"as if you don't use gemini, grok, and chat gpt yourselves" well i don't bc im not a loser 😭

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job.

Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

NOT A HOT TAKE: I would rather see a flyer made in Paint on a Dell computer from 2006 than a ChatGPT Ai flyer.

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

There's no point. I dug up Dobby seven years ago and ate him. Smoked him like a brisket