Maddy

my love language is talking shit

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

Hi, selling two tickets to Noah Kahan at Alpine Valley for Sept 11 2024! Section 201, message me if interested!

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

I’LL CALL YOUR MOM

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Anyone have tips on how to handle being gaslit by your dog?

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

Ellie stealing my cold brew foam when I’m not looking 😤👊☠️

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

Ellie’s Halloween costume secured 🫡

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

happy tuesday aka pitbull day 🫶

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

yo anyone else have a dog that is so dramatic she throws up if you don’t feed her first thing in the morning ?

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

get the sally hansen sugar top coat for 500 grit nails 😩

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

how do i FT my dog?

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

bitches need to learn to not “reply all”

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

Eloise has been taking ornaments off the tree bc she is the grinch

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

@zacharyAbrooks Traumatized

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

ngl the rainforest cafe was scary af

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

@zacharyAbrooks that fucking crocodile was gonna eat me

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

so you’re saying my fav era of @AvrilLavigne IS BACK

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

how come every time i enter a store i always leave with a dog toy

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

🤠

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

i think my dog is smarter than 95% of the people i meet

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

bitches force all her patients to listen to @themaine while they get their teeth cleaned. i am bitches.

[Maddy @maddy_brey]

can you doordash movie theater popcorn?