If y’all wanna know how my day is going (And I’m sure you do)... As I’m getting into my car I see these little ass shoes in my backseat. I’m thinking whose damn kids been in my car???? So I look at the shoe and it’s a mf size 9. THE SUN SHRUNK MY SLIDES🤬FML
I’m an idiot, I was in Whole Foods and I heard Odesza playing and I was like ouuu and then it started playing ANOTHER song so I was like okay bitch go awff but then I realized it was me, playing music in my AirPods 🤦🏻♂️
So my dad got a new credit card and they asked him if he wanted a picture on it so he thought it was gonna be a tiny picture of him like the previous card he had so he sent them a picture of him and then...😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
HE PLAYED HIMSELF BRUH!
my parents have access to mine & my brother’s bank accounts & accidentally took money out of my brother’s savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says “you can’t talk to me like that in my house”