maddy b

budtender / unapologetically a lame ass stoner

[Gay + Night @Neil_McNeil]

Their best 💙

[Jelani @JJayLani]

How tight my budget is for the rest of the year

[maddy b @maddybarker_]

btw yes i am watching sister wives and i am talking about meri. girl needs intensive therapy (im only on season 13)

[maddy b @maddybarker_]

adults who say shit like"im guarded" and "i have a wall up" are literally 7 years old and a complete joke, because seriously? grow up and gain a sliver of self awareness

[paige @BonerWizard]

Talk to your loved ones, have a plan

[maddy b @maddybarker_]

i peaked when i was a flower girl

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

My closest encounter with the mafia is I went to a starkly empty pizza place in Rhode Island once, they seemed utterly confused that I wanted a pizza, it took 45 minutes to make, they gave it to me for free, and it was the best pizza I’d ever had.

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

Every day I’m heartbroken by the continuous shift away from text online to audio/video. I don’t WANT to LISTEN or WATCH things. I want to READ things

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Who did this

[Calyx + Trichomes @CalyxTrichomes]

Reminder:

Pregnant women are allowed to buy cannabis.

Pregnant women have the right to work in cannabis.

Pregnant women are humans not just incubators who deserve respect in this and all industries.

Unless you are outwardly agreeing with this you can fuck right off.

[maddy b @maddybarker_]

nobody loves america like americans because what the whole fuck lmao. rotted brains

[maddy b @maddybarker_]

90 day fiancé is an unhinged, car crash of a show and it's just so good

[maddy b @maddybarker_]

people get off the plane after travelling 30+ hours and the americans are like "i don't understand why you don't want to go meet my friends and see america right now 😠😠"

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

why is every city the same. “oh here’s king street” what’s next? queen street? maybe york street? grow up

[ryxn @itzryxxn]

thank you so much for making barbie

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Not to sound like I voted for Reagan or something but just how many new smoke shops do we need really fhdjdjdjdjd