mads

bring in the dancing lobsters • she/her🌿

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[delia @delia_cai]

girls night conversation agenda

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call [phone].

It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

The mom that ran in and saved her kids after being handcuffed in Uvalde finally spoke out.

[seynique @seynique]

dipping an italian beef in lake michigan

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy Earth Day 🌎

[Luke Hearfield @LukeHearfield]

If “cool” could be summarised in one movie shot what would it be?

[mads @maddybraps__]

@granada_gab kick it in to gear is a top 10 song!!

[mads @maddybraps__]

going to a suburban grocery store the day before Christmas

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present https://t.co/qY13ByA87j

[mads @maddybraps__]

@grasschamber You’re fighting the good fight

[James @CaucasianJames]

dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[matty boy @mattjrodgers]

Taco Bell just announced the new “Doritos Where the Hell have you been Locas Tacos”