maude yams🎒

Maddy Hyams? I sure hope it does! (she/her)

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

We MUST uphold Row v Wade- women deserve the right to choose their preferred method for crossing a river

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

I accidentally exorcised my right to vote and now there’s an angry spirit crawling out of the voting booth

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

@twirlyenough This is so messed up :(

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

My ideal man is the international symbol for neighborhood watch

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong skirt. Two skirts.

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

I hate that you have to go through Facebook to get to Facebook marketplace. Like I just want to look for mid century teak table lamps without seeing Uncle Randy’s take on the filibuster

[charlie @chunkbardey]

running late. and to make matters worse i’m wearing a stupid outfit

[Timothée Bridge @HahaTimBridge]

One of the best comedians I've ever seen, Gladys, died very unexpectedly this weekend. She had twins under 2 years. If you can, please give. Vermont, and the world, lost someone special.
https://t.co/Nhfgt6Vb9S

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

Now more than ever!

[Slackjaw 🚀 @SlackjawHumor]

“O’ say, can you see…”- Oh, I absolutely can see.
(by @maddyhyams )

https://t.co/p1RXzIJIQX

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

Damn. Jesus is like the 4th male comedian to die this year

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

You know what else happened in Hollywood yesterday? I got sick on Minion Mayhem at universal

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

Dream blunt rotation

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

@SnarlinCarl I’ve gotta go and spread the gospel in a new cul de sac

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

Ever think that maybe Baby Jessica didn’t WANT to get out of the well?

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

Industry secret: Monica Geller is based entirely on Danny Tanner

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

I never get rid of shoe boxes in case I ever have to make an emergency solar system diorama

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

I’m in my Baby Jessica era (being a baby)

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

Girlies LOVE their little plants but don’t even care about the Calvin Cycle

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

Third base is watching them do musical comedy

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

@putablo Wtf it’s not even funny WITH context. Please get the boy some taste.

[maude yams🎒 @maddyhyams]

It’s pretty cool that Jonas brother baby is likely Meat Loaf reincarnate