Mad

welcome to chode town

[Mad @maddylucey]

This is the most Los Gatos thing that ever happened https://t.co/AUv3ftwKVx

[KRON4 News @kron4news]

#BREAKING: Tesla crashes into Los Gatos Starbucks. https://t.co/ruFT02H3Te

[KNBR @KNBR]

Screw it, 40 Tim Lincecum moments for his 40th birthday

A thread:

[iris met josh @sxspirium]

now who made this…..

[PrEP Easton Ellis @olvrkny]

no story will go unreplied to tonight

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

what’s wrong babe, you’ve barely touched your reese’s ballsack

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

The calm before baseball season 🌁

(📸 nobrakes_on_life/IG)

[faith 卌 @lesbians4luke]

“what does grrah mean”

[staci @stacibombr]

to the person behind me with LED headlights

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

she’s a 10 but all she does is yap

[lola @ClNEMANYA]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JACOB ELORDI

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey and more arrive at the Gypsy Rose prison release party being held in LA tonight.

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

me when i flip on the lights in my apartment after a long day and ariana grande’s boyfriend starts scattering under the couch

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

For the surprising amount of people who don’t know: the cilantro aversion is when you pretend cilantro tastes like soap for attention

[Sue Vlaki @domingdynasty]

I got diagnosed with celiac a few weeks ago and my cousins were fully prepared with a food identification system

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious