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get that outta here

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My biggest problem with the current order of things is that the vice president is a guy named JD, which is a tagalong little brother ass name you'd see in a 90's Nickelodeon live action show

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@victim_burn77 the truly punk rock ones went to Majdanek while Auschwitz were more like blink 182 fans

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@samsquantchhh horrific, so sorry sam

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Thank goodness for Rocket Money ads, I really love having terrible zoomer actors try to sell a bullshit app that no one who pays even a little attention to their bank account needs

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tagline: "double the Kevin, twice the need to talk about him"

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Movie idea: We Need to Talk About Kevin 2

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bill time with real maher

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guy who only jacks off to heavily implied sex scenes in pg-13 movies

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Serial killed named Gex Heuermann who targets women who don't share his love of 90's video games

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Just watched some family guys. Peter griffin is hilarious. Haha. Shapoppi

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Ill-tempered asshole animal needs to go extinct

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

The leopard is 6 times heavier than honey badger but it still walks away

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@endingmylife4 the masculine urge to become the most neurotic character in the history of television

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.

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@SuisizeMe Haha, true. If I read a post like that thinking it was serious, I'd just assume that person had been bonked on the head at some point and move along.

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On the brighter side, it was very funny to see something I randomly posted between Teams meetings descend into a theological discussion and referendum on the degree of my autism

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

This was the best tweet I've seen in weeks so of course it got reported and taken down

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@clevelandreaper No to pat myself on the back *too* much here but I always felt like that guy was a giant phony

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Domestic violence guy who watches Slapfight compilations like how an amateur boxer might study Manny Pacquiao fights

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I think if you read Infinite Jest and don't, in fact, receive an eternity's worth of laughs then you should be able to sue DFW's estate

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Stalkers wouldn't get such a bad rep if they just changed their tone. Be like, "If I can't have you...then no one can!!!😜🥰☮️"