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living The Metamorphosis by Kafka but instead of a big bug it’s a big

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@bilylartlett I wasn’t denying the smuggleability of skyline chili rest easy

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@bilylartlett This IS reason for international suspicion

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@bilylartlett Imagine #lame 🧠🍎

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@bilylartlett Propaganda

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@bilylartlett I wanted mitt romney to win in 2012 because I thought he was hotter, also I had been seeing all the Obamacare adds on Coolmath and thought it was a scam

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Just had a chipotle burrito for the first time in seven months for which I may have shed a tear after transporting it for hours from london, it was a beautiful moment for me

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@bilylartlett disrespectful 😭

[Lori Berenberg @loriberenberg]

re-branding “not knowing how to drive” into “climate activism”

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Ive found the true purpose of vinted now THIS is a find

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I miss when there was 7 billion people im a bit claustrophobic

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@bilylartlett STOP I COULDNT FIND IT BUT I GOT THE NOTFICZRION THAT I GOT RETWEENTKGN

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Trying to write an essay when all I want to do is play ballon tower defense<<<

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@bilylartlett Spent so long trying to decipher the meaning behind this i wasn’t prepared for the fob reference at 10 am on a monday

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Listening to my morning playlist post nap because that’s practically the same thing

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What does a girl have to do to get a crab rangoon around here

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@bilylartlett Needed this

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Id have been a mad philosopher too bad people don’t like women 😔

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word

[Rizzo @Rizzo]

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@bilylartlett could have prefaced this with “I love this lyric from the new arctic monkey album” and said the same quote and I would have believed you

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Just thought I was filming an entire scene where one foot sung superbass and the other sung something in the way only to find out I was never recording to begin with ☹️