Madelynn Schmitz

[goldenchild🤍 @goldenchildddd1]

i wanna be a soft girl so bad but i keep having to be hulk

[ēdē @theidi_]

Im jealous how often the ladies of sex and the city got to link up and have girl time

[tatum @planetgraves]

“You let your cat in your bed” I’d let my cat borrow my car

[clare @sadderlizards]

my love language is being very difficult and annoying

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s correct

[pj @pjayevans]

Sometimes I will want to die but other times I am Drinking a coke and smiling

[28 @luckychristin]

Everyone loves passionate ppl until they realize they express all of their emotions passionately n not just love lol

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

It should be illegal for boyfriends to be asleep when you want to chit chat

[juggs @mentallybexed]

imagine having beef with me. i’m just a sweetie. a precious baby angel. you’re gonna have beef with a precious baby angel? for shame.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[trash jones @jzux]

every season is spooky season when you’re just kind of a nervous person

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

normalize letting me talk without making any sense

[ME & HERMAN @imcandacekay]

My friends: I can’t find this guy on social media.

Me: