Maddie Nash

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[KJGD | Storm @tivstippi]

A Kamala Harris vs Erika Kirk election would cause the purge

[Covie @covie_93]

Obama came out today to remind everyone of the good old days when a president was allowed to go within 500ft of a school.

[misto @mistowho]

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Donald Trump thinks fighting for this makes you a terrorist.

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

ion play that "out for delivery" sht what fcking street are you on

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is that i'm outside

[kuno @kunostia]

me and the weird feeling are just staring at each other

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

apple alarm want you to be unemployed

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

Thou shall not give af

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

This is what “taking the Lord’s name in vain” means by the way.

[n @hottienoofa]

im too sweet for whatever this is

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Living in America right now feels like watching a toddler play with a loaded gun

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This is how leaders lead.

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

“Due to mass child rape by ICE agents at ICE facilities”

Fixed your headline for you.

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

smoking with a white girl rn she saying thank u every time i pass the blunt