maddie fredrickson

not exactly a good person

[Drew Hoolhorst @drewber]

just heard someone say “they’re not symptoms of depression, they’re blues clues” and that’s how i’m going to explain being sad forever now.

[maddie fredrickson @madfredrickson]

@PledgeCarlee damn I forgot about that

[fijona apple 🍉 @PledgeCarlee]

going to be 25 this year and i feel like i’ve done absolutely nothing with my life

[σκίβιδι χάρυβδις @grnpointer]

The House of Faberge made 52 "Imperial" eggs as Easter gifts for Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II to give to their wives and moms. 46 of these survive. I will rank all 46 Imperial Faberge eggs.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

thanx 4 admitting big birb IS the govermnent. go home theodore we make the lawes now.

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

what if there is no placebo effect and sugar is just really healthy in pill form

[Maitreyi Ramakrishnan @ramakrishnannn]

when Eleanor Shellstrop said “this is the bad place” we really should have taken her more seriously

[maddie fredrickson @madfredrickson]

@rickeatssoup WHAT OMG YAY GO SARAH TODD

[jame @kloogans]

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks

my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

[maddie fredrickson @madfredrickson]

@turbo_gravy YOURE MAKING ME CRY IM SHIT lolz

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I dunno, if you’re a politician that thinks ending discrimination is “divisive,” you might not want to publicly advertise that

[maddie fredrickson @madfredrickson]

just pulled up Twitter and was like “damn this looks different” then I realized it was Venmo

[fijona apple 🍉 @PledgeCarlee]

“built different” is another way of saying well trained by a capitalist society that gives more stimulus to corporations that are profiting off of you “hustling”

this mindset will always be funny to me because no matter how hard you hustle, you’re just another pawn in the game

[Beyonce's Oldest Daughter♑👑 @Blonde_Barbie7]

$600 ÷ 365 = $1.64

For just $1.64 a day, you can sponsor an American.

[maddie fredrickson @madfredrickson]

@xtina_remus I didn’t even notice and I was like yep makes sense hahah

[Stella Parton @StellaParton]

If a little Hillbilly singer like my big sister Dolly can invest in the vaccine then why the hell can’t some of you old moldy politicians pitch in a few million yourselves? I noticed you started getting vaccinated right away while people are starving and dying you Aholes.

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

I can officially say I’ve worn a mask more than a bra this year