Maddie Marie

hey stalker

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

@_price_is_wrong this tweet is very on brand considering what you have told me about mine LOL

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

@Marriott im rly not trying to be a karen but $20.22 for a side of mac and a water at a courtyard??? BFFR

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

me, wondering why my starbucks tastes like shit
*checks name and order on sticker*
Patrick, 7 pumps sugar free vanilla, 8 splenda

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

one of my hardest adjustments to adulthood has been working for a corporate company that doesn’t use the oxford comma

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[Doctor Dhoom @caviarcope]

your parent’s insurance when you turn 26

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

when the meeting scheduled for an hour lasts 11 minutes :,)

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

my fiancé leaving a party, “sorry, our dog had a UTI we’ve got to go, thanks for having us!”

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

only ppl complaining about differing opinions and being unfriended are the ones trying to deNY HUMAN RIGHTS

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, you’re telling me that teachers can’t talk about race, sexual orientation or gender, they can’t teach certain kinds of math or talk about slavery and they can’t even say the word “gay”… but they can lead their students in prayer?

Are you f*cking kidding me?

[Korked Bats @korkedbats]

Freddie Freeman celebrating in the clubhouse after beating the Braves

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

i will not miss the next @TELFARGLOBAL shopping bag release tweet notifications are ON and im speaking this into existence

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

just for some time context, women had the federally protected right to abortion BEFORE they had the federally protected right to open a credit card separate from their ~husbands~

[UnLucky Trashcan𖤐 @EthanOpia_]

Treating myself tonight

[Maddie Marie @madhers]

@originalists

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The bullet was invented in 1847. Second amendment is from 1789. So the second amendment only applies to muskets and only muskets.

[Jairo I. Fúnez-Flores @Jairo_I_Funez]

No one is Indigenous until the settler colonizer arrives. I’ve been thinking about this statement a lot.