madi b❤️‍🔥

swiftie | attorney | utterly insufferable | she/her

[madi b❤️‍🔥 @madi_b98]

I AM an adopted child and I will always fight for the right to choose. I am LUCKY. My story is NOT the norm for unwanted children in the US. 400k+ are sent to a horrifically underfunded foster care system that CANNOT and WILL NOT meet their needs. It will only get worse.

[madi b❤️‍🔥 @madi_b98]

winning the FIFA peace prize entitles you to one free corruption #worldcup #USMNT

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

Countries that now have to call it Soccer

[matu🇺🇾 @nomedenticholos]

Feliz mes del orgullo a las incontables profesoras de ingles que crían generación tras generación de homosexuales

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[chels @gremlingardener]

when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

[Becky Hammon's Hoodie-Blazer @_jaynoesta]

Lauren Betts has been a victim of transphobia vitriol (despite being cis), has struggled with depression and is now holding the trophy. I can’t even be mad at that man. The game of basketball has given her the flowers she well deserves.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is literally insane

So many people showed up to oppose a $6 billion dollar data center in Missouri they had to use bleachers

The whole crowd yells and chants they don’t want the data center

Festus City Council voted to approve the data center anyway right in their faces

[madi b❤️‍🔥 @madi_b98]

not to be too woke but the theme songs for the women’s tournament being “girls just wanna have fun”, “I wanna dance with somebody” and “where is my husband!” feels misogynistic

#marchmadness #NCAA #wbb

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Absolutely no amount of propaganda should convince you that some children don't deserve to grow up

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

i got married at 31 which my friends in los angeles look at as like when a preschooler has a wedding on the playground and my family in missouri looks at as like when your grandma finally makes a friend in the nursing home

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

Saying “I win just google me” at your opening presser then beating ass to go 16-0 and win the natty at Indiana is one of the most gangster things to ever happen.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren

[adam.tsuris @AdamTsuris]

Somewhere along the way, being wrong about facts was reclassified as "having an opinion," and knowing facts was stigmatized as "having bias." It's a big part of why we're in hell now.

[madi b❤️‍🔥 @madi_b98]

talked to some of my coworkers for the very first time based on who had so high school unexpectedly play today…

[madi b❤️‍🔥 @madi_b98]

my boss(es): “I’m going to loop you in on this, you can take it over”

me:

[madi b❤️‍🔥 @madi_b98]

this is just high school musical

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Somewhere out there, a romcom writer is already taking notes