Mads

literally the sleepiest girl on the planet

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

why’s she giving martha may whovier low key

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“i was born in the wrong generation!” not me, if i couldn’t google a restaurant menu days in advance then i would die

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[kt ☁️🌙 @sanrioadult]

the day zofran becomes available over the counter is the day we'll finally achieve peace. truly the gem of western medicine

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When my therapist laughs at my lil jokes

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

It’s pumpkin-crushing season! Also known as Fiona, Fritz, Bibi and Tucker’s favorite time of year! 🎃 Brought to you by Frisch’s Big Boy! 🎃

[Mads @madi_murdock]

@shelbycraynor We love to see it!

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

The tight lipped line delivery of “close my door now” alone makes this Oscar worthy

[Mads @madi_murdock]

Looks therapeutic as hell tho

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Smashing bottles in Walmart is crazy

[trish @ultragloss]

bastille was so right. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this..

[manic pixie dream goblin @phoebeannek]

When will science figure out how to place my consciousness into a body that isn't in pain all the time

[Sam Cahn @samcahntent]

mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men’s moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue)

[cameron @cambeserious]

barbie: “i’m not pretty anymore”
*freeze-frame*
narrator speaks: “note to filmmakers: margot robbie is not the actress to get this point across”

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[birdiE @birdiebijoux]

I love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go nonverbal and they entertain eachother while i look at a tree or sum

[Mads @madi_murdock]

@JorgenOdegard This is a dope picture

[audrey @foldyrhands]

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

[jacob (derogatory) @dilfhunty]

Me after a day of having a watch