if you didn’t do this as a child then you obviously never drove your barbie jeep through trees that looked like the passage to narnia while calling your neighbors to come play on the slip n slide
My sister won the Hamilton lottery and I was lucky to see it for a second time in Pittsburgh! (what are the odds)
Thank you @Lin_Manuel for making me cry, once again
Such an amazing experience.
If you:
-work retail
- are finishing up the holiday season
- on your fifth, 9 hour shift of the week
- have a return line that goes to the back of the store
- tell a customer that they can’t use their expired coupon from 2005
Well, good luck Charlie
If this semester has taught me anything it’s:
1. I’m not good at math
2. I have a coffee problem
3. I don’t need to excessively clean my room at 2am every night
4. It’s too late to save your GPA from crashing and burning 2 minutes before finals
5. I’m really not good at math
Ladies, if he:
-never texts you back
-never hangs out with you
-makes you start to contemplate your education
-makes you avoid all responsibilities
-interrupts your sleep schedule
-causes 23 mental breakdowns in one day
He’s not your man. That’s just your GPA crashing.