Madilyn

nacho libre quotes running through my mind all day. the black keys fan account. bruce willis is my godfather.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[Groby @groby5000000]

Punching the ground so hard the Chinese guy on the opposite end of the world gets flung in to the air

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[Rose @24kRose_]

I’ll honk at anyone in traffic. I’ll worry about what gun you got later

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[julia @juumelo_]

fifth beer down I hope his phone is on silent because I sure as fuck am not

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

[Bob Loukas 🗽 @BobLoukas]

The singularity is approaching and I’m still using Gmail to transfer files from my phone to PC.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my body is a temple. but this one specifically

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

working out should be a celebration of what your body can do, not punishment for what you ate.

[Trudger 🫠🦬🇻🇦 @Youdidntsignup1]

@equine__dentist

[FVN STVFF @davidshimel]

@equine__dentist But, soft! what light through yonder circus breaks? It is the east, and my monkeys are the sun.

[allisøn🌈✨ @sortaanartist]

@equine__dentist I think about this one a lot

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

What’s been everyone’s favorite field goal so far

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe

[Eric Collins @collinseric21]

@espn If the past 30 years have taught us anything, this just means they’re right on track to thoroughly disappoint their fans in the end

[ESPN @espn]

The Cowboys just beat both the teams that were in Super Bowl LIX in the span of FOUR DAYS 😳