Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.
My 2 yo daughter watched the Super Bowl halftime show. She’s now a stripper and selling pictures of her feet online. She’s supporting the entire family and we’ve never been more proud.