Salty Mermaid

my subtweets are about you.

[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

Won't do the puberty challenge cuz I'm still ugly lmao

[Céline @selangelic]

the moon is in scorpio

[milk @milkstrology]

we are all a hero in someone’s story, and we are all a villain in someone’s story, and different versions of ourselves can coexist at the same time - that is how we grow.

[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

I have no where else to vent. But one of my coworkers doesn’t understand the difference between a paid commission and a volunteer opportunity. And even when I told him to use PTO he said back we should still get paid to volunteer. The first word in PTO is PAID. Someone help 😩

[meg @mercurialaries]

your astrological big 4 as quotes from the twilight saga 🥀 qrt with your big 4

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

who cares man im hot

[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

@LilNasX 👹🥵

[milk @milkstrology]

how pisces, sagittarius, scorpio look vs. how they feel:

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve hardly embodied my idealized version of you today

[Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath]

Claudia Conway is saying on TikTok that the photo referred to below and reportedly posted by her mother today in a Twitter fleet was real.

She says her mother must have gotten it from Claudia’s personal phone.

The photo showed her topless.

Claudia is a minor.

cc: @gtconway3d

[e taylor @erinisaway]

Kellyanne Conway straight up punished her daughter for speaking up about her mom abusing her so Kellyanne fleeted a nude of her daughter (which seems to have now been turned off)

[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

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[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

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[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

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[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

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[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

“I’m sorry, but....” https://t.co/uR6a4SCobX

[prance @bocxtop]

u just woke up? well a white politician posted a tweet calling himself a gay black man which led ppl to find the alt acct they suspect he meant to post it from. said alt acct then posted a video “proving” they are a black man who turns out is also patti labelle’s son. questions?

[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

The B in @chrisbharrison stands for Bachelor Nation 😂😂😂 #TheBachelorette

[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

Not Chris Harrison doing the absolute most. #TheBachelorette

[Salty Mermaid @madikat13]

@SettledRS is there any way you can help?? It’s a nearly maxed iron man 🥺

[Tyler (Colt Ford) @ColtFordRS]

@JagexSupport please lock the account “Colt Ford”. I suspect it has been hacked. Submitting a recovery request now.