Kels

I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit

[Kels @madikels21]

I have to be up early, so of course I can't sleep.
But looking through these pictures from a couple weeks ago while I listen to Rella snore, makes my heart so happy💙

[Kels @madikels21]

@FBI hey guys, I'd like to start working so if you could just push that little background check through, that'd be greeaaat.
Xoxo.

[Kels @madikels21]

I just heard my favorite song ever by my favorite band ever, live, so no one can tell me shit.

[Kels @madikels21]

I'm white but my last name is Torres🤷🏼‍♀️

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

it’s hispanic heritage month so you gotta venmo a mexican $10 or you’re racist

[Kels @madikels21]

I just had to google and make sure 2006 was a real year because it didn't sound right.

[Kels @madikels21]

Every time I move away, someone/something dies back home. Wtf is that?

[Kels @madikels21]

@snorIaxatlve Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.

They're the same picture.

[Kels @madikels21]

And stop cooking all your meals on the highest setting. All of your food is crying from being dried out and burnt. Rip.

[Kels @madikels21]

If I'm already cooking in the kitchen, do not come in and start making a full meal. Wait your damn turn.

[Kels @madikels21]

I don't feel like I'm old enough to be pushing 30, but then I see things like this and it makes me feel old.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kels @madikels21]

Ron and Betty Gibbs are incredibly manipulative and abusive. Gross.

[Kels @madikels21]

Twitter notifies me about the dumbest shit. Like....stop

[Kels @madikels21]

She's a 10 but she's always sleepy, like always.

[Kels @madikels21]

Happy 1/2 to me🎉

[Kels @madikels21]

Why is my roommate using the oven in the middle of the day, in August, in an apartment that doesn't have a/c?

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

european sandwiches put such a tiny amount of meat in the center like ok I get it. you’re proud of your bread.

[Kels @madikels21]

If your love language is physical touch, I will try my best for you.

If your love language is physical touch and we're in a goddamn heatwave, one of us will not be at breakfast in the morning.

[Kels @madikels21]

Your dog yapping at the association is not the vibe broooo

[Kels @madikels21]

Hopefully not the US🤞

[Kels @madikels21]

I wonder which country my next boyfriend will be from