Madi Laird

[Buckeye Donuts @buckeyedonuts]

Rest In Peace Curtis

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[justin @farringt0n]

gonna hit rock bottom does anybody want anything

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Losing my shit girls

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

pumpkin, pumpkin and associates™️

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Hey @lizzo, lemme be your accessory. I can be a purse... put a chain around me and I'll hold your stuff for you... just sayin.

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

she grew up listening to shania twain how u expect her to act

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

What in the Mountain Dew meth fuck is going on here

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Winnie the Pooh would fucking curb stomp Paddington

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

Enjoy these old ladies Facebook bio’s

[Matt @mindofmo_]

Mike Posner has legitimately been walking across America since mid-April, releasing new music along the way. At mile 1632/2800, he had a near death experience getting bit by a rattlesnake and is now rehabbing to get back to his walk.
I can’t believe nobody is following this.

[Joe Dirte @DickFooDog]

tired of these mfs

[AB @AlannaBennett]

Every person with a uterus

[AmandaRachLee @amandarachlee]

bill nye raised us and this is how we pay him back smh

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

what’s your favorite fun fact to tell on a first date? mine is that jimmy neutron’s middle name is Issac

[chlo ▯ (Taylors Version) @Idchlo]

I had to watch this so u all have to too