Mads 😪

Is this thing on?

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

Alex: "I hate boys"
Me: "Same"
Alex: "Just stay looking hot and they'll hate themselves too"

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

If you aren’t aware, paramedics aren’t considered an essential service in Ontario. I just had a group of nurses in various positions within the hospital tell me that we are more essential than even they are. And all I can say is thank you 🥲

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

You ever get in that mood where no song is the right song and you just keep skipping through the whole playlist? Well I’m not even a huge Coldplay fan but for some reason I can never skip Orphans by Coldplay... just an always vibe I guess. Gets me every time

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

Why does seeing homeless people panhandle make me wanna bawl my eyes out every single time

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

Living is easy with eyes closed

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

Anyone know any remedies for migraines hmu... I’m on day 3... nothing working... slowly dying...

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

I just told someone off for littering and they looked me in the eye and threw some more trash out their car window. So I went into Petsmart and cried. Tell Mother Earth I tried

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

ur watching Netflix and this guy nervously puts his arm around u, wyd?

[★ 🎀 @𝓁𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑒 🎀 ★ @lexie]

Looking for a show I can nap to..

[groovydingles @merreckr]

I miss my nail tech, I miss her so much. 🥺

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

What can I say we have great communication skills

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

Relatable

[carlos the dwarf @groovydangles]

"WhAt Do YoU mEaN yOu DoN't SmOkE wEeD, yOu LoOk LiKe ThE tYpE"

[Mads 😪 @madimarcotte]

Why are straight boys feet so gross

[Jeremiah @jrmh_vllnt]

A peaceful Christmas to you, whoever you were.