madi

check out the tag, the name's caveman

[Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt]

I don’t know a single person in their twenties that wasn’t profoundly impacted by Holes (2003)

[madi @madinickander]

told myself if I worked for 30 more minutes I could REWARD myself by taking out the TRASH.....

but that was honestly was so fun. maybe I should start going down to the dumpster and throwing each piece of trash away individually? #fun

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!!

now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine

[madi @madinickander]

@conoleyk @jazz_inmypants HAHA welp this response 2.5 months later solidifies that I am 100% the Tommy

[madi @madinickander]

I could not contain my excitement when I found 2 cans of baked beans at the back of the shelf at the grocery store. thank you, beans. ~it's the little things~

[madi @madinickander]

@conoleyk when quarantine is over I'm so down to smuggle booze into an opera

[unsportsmanlike conduct @poniesandsodies]

if i EVER find out a magic school bus is inside me exploring i will be livid

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Did literally everyone get married this weekend?

-me, every weekend

[the original self-identified emo @ThyArtIsMemes]

Gonna tell my kids this was Abraham Lincoln

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I remember when I said I had breakfast at IHOP or Denny’s.. MFs lost it..! Like there’s some GUCCI egg somewhere I should be eating.. lol smh

[Bush’s Beans @BushsBeans]

It’s over. This is the glow up of the century

[madi @madinickander]

i learned some of the famous people that are from colorado include the members of the band 30H!3, also the area code in denver is 303 #mindblown #dothehelenkeller

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Ok baby

[M @ekilhawa]

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[Nina Bonina @NonsenseNinaboo]

Me because it’s September 1st 🎃🕸🍂

[madi @madinickander]

i’ll say it: if your snap/insta story says “wait till the end” I immediately close out of it