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cool mom.

[Madi @madislong]

Monroe wanted to let y’all know she ain’t with the bs. #moneybaby

[Madi @madislong]

Every time a TikTok of Tyler Childers singing Sour Mash a cappella comes across my FYP I’m watching it.
EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[Madi @madislong]

One piece of advice I would give to first time moms is that they do not have to bring that big ass diaper bag into Walmart with them.

[Madi @madislong]

10/10 do not recommend losing your voice while having kids. I’m fighting for my life trying to communicate and the big one just keeps whispering back at me. 😂

[Madi @madislong]

The way some people do not run a single finger thru their curls 😤

[Madi @madislong]

I have four day old hair, no makeup on and a tank top tucked into the same shorts I wore yesterday. My husband comes home and says “wow you’re dressed up.” 🥲
The bar is on the floor.

[Madi @madislong]

Something about a person not having their kid(s) but getting a puppy does not sit well with me.

[Madi @madislong]

Me: Has most basic shampoo & conditioner, dry shampoo is the only “product” I use. Hair in clip 6 out of 7 days.

Also me: Buys It’s A 10 for 1 & 4 year old. Blow dries toddler’s hair with heat protectant and shine spray. Girls’ hair is always brushed and fixed.

[Madi @madislong]

I’m picking up dinner and Dalton says “I forgot you don’t have the girls.” while he is at home WITH THE GIRLS.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

🥲

[Madi @madislong]

I love my children, but absolutely under no circumstances do I ever want their hot breath blowing in my face. Pls turn your head.

[Madi @madislong]

Can someone please build a jiffy on the northbound side of 19 between Chiefland and Fanning 😩

[Madi @madislong]

Marli has told the same exact story the same exact way so many times in a row and I’m trying my best to respond and acknowledge and not be annoyed even though every time she comes by me it wakes Monroe up. I’m so tired 😭

[B @SimplyBlessingg]

This babe told her friends she was engaged & look at their reactions omg😭😭😭😭😭

[Madi @madislong]

Not my cousin announcing she’s pregnant again and my mom asking me where my announcement was because I’ve “been looking a little off”

If I look like shit just say that Mom.

[Madi @madislong]

@banny_e @James5Corbin Be warned, this is all anyone will say to you for the rest of her life. She’s perfect though! Congrats 🥰

[Madi @madislong]

If I could go more than one week without one of my kids getting some kind of sickness that would be GREAT.

[Madi @madislong]

@jillianelena We played ourselves 😂

[Madi @madislong]

I also had a lot to say about brown eyes and no child of mine would have brown eyes… Monroe has the prettiest brown eyes so that joke was also on me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Madi @madislong]

This time last year I was talking a lot of shit about how I didn’t want giving birth to interfere with my Thanksgiving. Jokes on me because she didn’t come for another two weeks and was a giant. 😅