Madisqn Stafford

IU ☀️ Real G's move in silence like lasagna

[Madisqn Stafford @madison_berry]

....so I spelled my names wrong on the psat and....

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[⋆ @maggichips]

OKAY MS. JEN?

[َ @ungodlywests]

hall of fame generational islander literally had everything you look for in a contestant this the queen of everything
#loveislandusa

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Who else does that neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on and fix my whole life this weekend,” but then the weekend comes and you’re like, “I deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,” and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[cob @sillierdeadite]

barbenheimer for sickos

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the funniest part of replacing receptionists with AI will be realizing nobody actually documented half the things jessica the front desk person just magically handled every day.

[key ✮ @cultarr]

if youre awkward as an adult they kill you

[Witch @witchwounds]

nono im not weirded out. im weirded in. please, go on.

[aisha. @polinszn]

everyone in off campus was in a romcom and tucker was in the bear

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[samia @geekinforfun]

I. WANT. MY. PURPLE. GLITTER. EUPHORIA. BACK. #euphoria

[Pop Base @PopBase]

11 years ago today, Zayn left One Direction.

[pj @pjayevans]

ep 2 of Neighbors on HBO is some of the best tv I’ve ever seen

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Claiming to follow Jesus who was unjustly accused, arrested, and executed by the state, all with religious justification, and then passionately supporting the state without question as it aggressively goes after people has to be one of the most blatant contradictions in history.

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

Oh look it’s another horror beyond my comprehension on my screen

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

― George Orwell, 1984