mads

i am not a person

[mads @madison_brown33]

being friends with my old high school teachers on facebook is weird because i’m liking pics of their kids and they’re liking pics of me on the floor of a frat bathroom

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

finding out the Minionese singing winner won a golden banana and the others recieved giant bags of popcorn

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[Miauravilhas @Miauravilhas]

Tadinho ele escorregou pq não sabe ler

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

Gregory NO

[ki⭒ @goldenerasnllll]

smash.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

HANNAH MONTANA SINGING THE CLIMB. I AM SOBBING 🥺

[chase @_chase_____]

what happens if there’s a tie in a category at the oscars. do they go to penalty kicks

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

My cat when I sleep at someone else’s house for a night

[bianca @meiebia]

unfortunately this is just proof that most men do not view women as equals even on a stage where they earned the exact same thing as them. and arguably did it better.

[mads @madison_brown33]

@sottrrys I saw the same thing but with niall 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

All I do is work and go to the grocery store I’m a Good woman

[Pop Hive @thepophive]

Just set the table for Thanksgiving 🥰

[cass ꕤ 🦢 @brinasobvious]

i wanna say something about robert but yall won’t like it #dwts

[muna⁷ @danisblyth]

i think you’re a fucking cunt for actively trying to take this journey away from good dancers who are actually improving INCLUDING older female adults just because you have closeted daddy issues & a weird obsession with infantilizing a grown man

[mads @madison_brown33]

Hiring an Etsy witch right now to put a curse on all the Andy infantilizer’s phones #DWTS

[mads @madison_brown33]

@mdredbird The bit is over

[mads @madison_brown33]

Flavor flav giving everyone a 10 tonight is honestly the funniest bit I can’t even be mad😭 #dwts

[taylor not swift @taylorIovestay]

can we start voting based on dancing and stop giving sympathy votes to the man who’s the same age as my father #dwts