madison.levinson

Barstool Athlete | I went viral on TikTok and now I’m just trying to get Twitter famous too

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@stoolpresidente Need some Ivy League representation? A barstool viceroy and a division 1 lacrosse goalie. Doesn’t get better than that.

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Subway (station) smells like subway (sandwich)

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I can’t be the only person who gets violent motion sickness whenever they’re in a tesla.

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‘tis the season of roasted nut carts on the street!!

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Good mental health starts with Diet Coke

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Kung Fu Panda might be the best movie franchise of all time. Someone had to say it.

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Living alone is great until there’s a really big bug you have to kill all by yourself

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Why is the PlayStation 5 on its side kind of built like the Sydney Opera House

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dinner in a bowl > dinner in a plate

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One of the most unnerving parts of living in NYC is seeing a random person on the street and not knowing if they’re yelling at someone on the other end of the phone through their AirPods or just screaming at an inanimate object.

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I’m being so honest right now. I listen to imagine dragons at the gym when I’m lifting

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If one of the #reputationTV vault tracks isn’t “I did something bad” in the same style as the reputation tour I will never forgive @taylorswift13

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

i saved u a seat bb @taylorswift13

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Do you think you’ve ever had the same Uber driver twice?

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I don’t care about baseball but I do care about @JustinVerlander coming to the @Mets solely because that means @KateUpton will be in closer proximity to me.

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Plot twist: eras was never really happening and Taylor wants to get canceled so she can release and tour Reputation TV

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

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Shakiras hips pleaded guilty as they cannot lie

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@rileycollins__ You’re literally not even 5’10”

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@brieangelina Everyone in the comments please stop attacking me

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If I’m gonna lowkey blow up on Twitter at least give me credit, brie

[brie @brieangelina]

This is the worst take of the day

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People who do Thanksgiving 5ks are the worst type of people. We get it, you think you’re special. Sit on the couch and eat like the rest of us.