The media: “CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC IS GETTING WORSE EVERYONE PLS WASH UR HANDS AND QUARANTINE URSELVES DON’T MOVE WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE END“
Millennials on our way to the airport cuz flight prices dropped:
You know when you’re sick and your NyQuil gives you nightmares? The director of hereditary and midsommar absolutely got those ideas from NyQuil Nightmares. I’m sure of it.
Stop asking dumb questions on the first date and start asking the important ones like:
Do your parents pay for married children to go on family vacations or are they expected to pay their own way