Sam

as seen on @minkycouture commercial

[Sam @sgeezy99]

And the angel answered and said unto the women:

[Sam @sgeezy99]

@madsbarr the court finds clear and convincing evidence

[pj @pjayevans]

Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

bby you can get a $6 Witches Brew Marg at Chili's

[Sam @sgeezy99]

I took a nap today and woke up to find out Taylor swift added ttpd to eras tour AND that Hailey Bieber is pregnant. Never regretted a nap more.

[Sam @sgeezy99]

And the angel answered and said unto the women:

[Sam @sgeezy99]

@Annalolan @aubrey031018 🙌👏🙌👏

[Sam @sgeezy99]

And the angel answered and said unto the women:

[Sam @sgeezy99]

@kylefitzy8 my biggest fan 💕💕💕

[Tree Paine @treepaine]

Enough is enough with these fabricated lies about Taylor from Deuxmoi. There was NEVER a marriage or ceremony of ANY kind. This is an insane thing to post. It’s time for you to be held accountable for the pain and trauma you cause with posts like these.

[Sam @sgeezy99]

Start normalizing asking for their Spotify top 5 and their TikTok for you page on the first date !!!!!!

[Sam @sgeezy99]

@madsbarr I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again … YOUR POWER OVER MEN 🤩

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[Sam @sgeezy99]

why is the cafe in “cafe zupas” silent but not in “cafe rio” ??????

[Sam @sgeezy99]

@chelleb111 I try to forget but it keeps coming back to haunt me

[Sam @sgeezy99]

I just ordered Chili’s from Ft. Apache! So excited! #ChilisToGo

[hiro @nintenceI]

logged in feeling like I just witnessed the resurrection of jesus and his disciples

[Sam @sgeezy99]

@madsbarr Your mind 😍😍😍

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Mark your calendars: #BravoCon will return this year, Nov. 3-5 in Las Vegas at Caesars Forum. Ticket sales coming soon.

[Sam @sgeezy99]

@katelynduncan22 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sam @sgeezy99]

The way my brain cannot focus at work rn because all I think about is lindsay Lohan having a baby