Madison Resnick

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy
-sending a flirty text
-eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips
-hearing your friend say “can i be
mean for a second?”
-doing finger-guns
-whitney houston’s “i wanna dance
with somebody”

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

If my ex girlfriend was on the tv crip walking to a song calling me a pedophile at the super bowl my feelings would be hurt to say the least

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

"Yeah let me run it by my lawyer real quick"

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

😭 this interaction lives rent free in my head

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

she's literally just a girl

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

miley cyrus should’ve won her first grammy with this song not even joking

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I'm too old for an Easter basket, I don't need an Easter basket, but that doesn't mean I don't want an Easter basket.

[mεℓɩssα 🇨🇦 @mel_pollen]

My favourite part of football is when they feed the players water like they're hamsters

[☔ @Whotfismick]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

[krista @kristabellerina]

Ever have one of those days where you wish you were Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay with Otis Redding?

[shushy ❄️🌻 @rachel2manypaws]

have you tried repotting a plant about it

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

Bok choy the hardest name for a vegetable fr

[bigsock @biggersocks]

this is how i would kiss my shark wife if i was a shark and married