madison skok

funky fun and fresh

[madison skok @madisonskok]

I started my diet (and the first day of the rest of my life) exactly one year ago today

[Max @Juicewag]

Last night I was at a bar and there was a very drunk old guy who passed me, tapped my shoulder, and said, “you’re ugly.” He came back a few minutes later and said, “sorry I did that man, you’re just really ugly and I had to say something.”

[TrishCrave @TrishCrave]

TRISHA PAYTAS HALFTIME SHOW?!?!?

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[veet @vveetto]

i hope she gets a good night’s sleep for the big day tomorrow

[liz ❤️‍🔥 @chrrrythrill]

I’m going to do something that will land me on the national news

[Michael Cancelliere @YoungCanc]

The real pandemic is pickleball

[sally darr @sallydarr]

lately I’ve been describing myself as charming but I think I mean annoying

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me if i don’t get my little yummy daily treat

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

no YOU live in a state of DENIAL

I live in MARGARITAVILLE

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 told me Puss in Boots is real

[zoe @stateofzoe]

to be fair, ryan murphy did give us this

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i only have a headache because i’m sooo smart and think so hard

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

uber driver: fun night?
me:

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

You should be allowed to smoke weed in TJ Maxx

[lara @laranot_laura]

I tried to order a negroni sbagliato with prosecco at a dive bar and they took me around the back and shot me

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

I'm sorry

[Simba @m0e_almighty1]

me whenever i’m on a bowling date

[pj @pjayevans]

I would kill spongebob if he was real

[jamie amalea pappas @jamieamalea]

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.