Maddie Thorup

just a dash of white trash🙃

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

I just spent two hours straightening my hair to look out the window and see that’s it’s raining. Nobody talk to me. Nobody look at me. I don’t want it.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

If your girl doesn’t wear a bonnet to bed, she’s not a real curly girl. Rethink your frizzy situation and call me.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@Beejohnie Oh shoot and tied up with strings? Maria von Trapp is about to pop off

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

Drivers in Utah follow each other like two Alabama cousins who have the hots for each other. It’s nasty and I can’t take it anymore😡

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

Hey. It’s me your friendly neighborhood curly girl. If you ever refer to hair as ramen noodles I hope you die alone. Happy holidays.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

Thirst traps to me are when people review products on amazon and strategically put their pets in the pictures. I’m weak. Scrolling never felt so wrong.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

What does a dream mean if it includes the following: 1. Donald Trump 2. Canadian geese 3. Golden retrievers? Please help.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@Beejohnie Except you have more hair and more going for you

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

🎵On my 24th birthday my new job gave to me: CARPAL TUNNEL🙃🎵

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@mayson_truman Grandma’s have trends too🤷🏽‍♀️

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

Forget oatmeal. It’s cream of wheat season.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@MorganW98385095

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

I think my favorite part of today was the Sunday School teacher saying fallopians instead of Philippians. Big nope.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@kenny_boo_boo Well isn’t someone just a little chipper thinking they’re going to be in my wedding party....

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

So I’ve met this great guy and y’all should save the date.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@mayson_truman I feel the same about myself. Oh and you too.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@mayson_truman In the wise words of Lizzo... “why are men great ‘til they gotta be great”👀

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@Beejohnie Don’t you dare give me those nasty generic smiles or posh organic bunnies. Only the scooby doos.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

I don’t need bandaids I just need scooby doo fruit snacks.

[Maddie Thorup @madisonthrowup]

@mayson_truman It’s all mental