Madi Taylor

[verzache @verzache]

i feel like i’ve been deep fried

[Ash Diggs @AshDiggs_]

*at a bar*

Friend: Yo mind if I put drinks on your tab? I’ll venmo you later

Me (on the brink of total financial ruin): bro you don’t even have to ask

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m glad that i grew up on disney channel and nickelodeon because wtf is cocomelon 😭

[verzache @verzache]

bro spongebob is 4 inches tall

[verzache @verzache]

bro these dreams got me confused bout what’s real and what’s fake

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

obsessed with getting in bed at 8:30pm and lighting a little candle and pretending im going to read and then scrolling on tik tok until midnight

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

On my third trip to the garbage to read how long to cook these nuggets

[Adam B. Hill, M.D. @Adamhill1212]

Had a colleague tell me, “To be clear, I’m not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me”. Oof, felt that.

[verzache @verzache]

good morning

[Jeff Chu 朱天慧 @jeffchu]

Haiti and Afghanistan: Both have seen too much suffering, too much sorrow, too much heartache, too much grief. God, have mercy.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

How do I answer this 😂

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

If you want to impress a stranger, be someone you’re not;
if you want to dazzle the angels, go be you.

[verzache @verzache]

i’m a radical vibesman

[verzache @verzache]

i feel like one of those iphones with a bad battery like it doesn’t even charge when the cord is in ya that’s how i feel

[Madi Taylor @maditaylor113]

@CountingCrows thank you for holiday in Spain, makes me feel so real