madi

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

i don’t have a good grip on life because all the grip went to my pussy

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[heck is here @hell__is_here]

There's so much beauty in this stupid fucking ugly fucking piece of shit world

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i cannot fck it we ball for much longer

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Who came up with the rule that you should fill a wine glass up like halfway? Kind of a huge pussy move by that person

[` @lisaawrites]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

Unfortunately for you, when I say “it’s cool” it is in fact not cool. You’re done for bitch.

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Shoutout to everyone telling me not to kill myself. I have a problem with authority though so don't tell me what to do.

[໊ @user0000O0]

who up realizing they are a fucking idiot

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

smoking weed because what other choice do i have.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year”

Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

If i was a fish id be smoking all the sea weed